Fran Larson

What Rachel Utchitel and Other Celebrities said; Bazaar and Weird Quotes from 2009


Posted: Thursday, December 31, 2009

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Once words come tumbling out, there is no taking them back. Sometimes things are said that sound rather bazaar at a later date. Here are a few examples:

Rachel Uchitel: On denying involvement with Woods, Uchitel offered this excuse for her proximity to the golf-swinging star: "I am around celebrities and very rich people all the timeIt's my job. I work untold, "Everybody thinks I'm just a celebrity ---er," whereas in truth, "I'm a recluse. I don't go out. I stay at home with my dogs and friends."

Mindy Lawton (restaurant manager,) said from Orlando, in the tabloid News of the World:"several times in 2006 she had sex with Woods, was pregnant when his wife Elin Nordgren was pregnant with the first child.

Tiger Woods: "Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you."

RadarOnline of Woods' infidelity: " I heard it last summer during the British Open ,"

Helen Alfredsson told TV4. She continued: " In the quietest water swims the ugliest fish ."

Jamie Grubbs: "I have no words to explain what I have done to her and her family," Grubbs said, when asked what she would say to Nordegren. " I guess I would be deeply sorry for never considering her during the whole process, and him not bringing her up was just a way for me to just pretend he did not have one and for me not deal with it. I'm not going to ever say what I did was OK."

Halle Berry: I never went so far as a date. But I've gone online and pretended to be someone else, in an attempt to have some anonymity. I've tried, many times, to have a normal conversation when celebrity wasn't a part of it. Sometimes it worked and at others it became a little weird.( Halle Berry on chatting online)

Oprah Winfrey: (On Kate Winslet's breasts) Kate Winslet's "real" breasts have been praised by Oprah Winfrey. The U.S. talk show host applauded the "Revolutionary Road" actress' natural figure, adding she loves seeing a woman with natural assets on the big screen. Speaking to Kate, 33, on her show, Oprah said: "I love the fact that you have real breasts, because in all the breast scenes, your breasts do what real breasts do. There's that wonderful thing, you know, if you are a woman, you're lying on your back, your breasts they part, but if you look at a woman who hasn't got real breasts, their breasts are sticking straight up. That's how you know. God bless your real breasts!"

Halle Berry said: "Kate Winslet is always naked, sitting on a toilet,"

Mark Heller, Jon Gosselin's Attorney: (regarding the couple's financial issues) "We are hoping in the next few days we can all do some bookkeeping," Heller said. "I'm pretty sure this can come to a cordial resolution." Jon Gosselin: "She hits me all the time."

Kate Gosselin: "I do not! I give him love taps!"

Jon Gosselin: "You embarrassed me in there, Kate. Well, you're yelling at me like a freaking dog."

Jon Gosselin: (holding ear plugs) "This is the best investment ever - for 99 cents, you can have freedom in your ears."

Angelina Jolie: "People know about a tenth of my life and because it's a certain kind of life, they assume that's everything. But I do have my secrets."

Angelina Jolie: "I don't cook it's the one thing I can't do!"

Jay Leno: "Because of the bad economy, they're laying off employees on 'Sesame Street.' It's pretty sad. Elmo is now out on the street letting people tickle him for $5."

Conan O'Brien: March 13, 2009: "Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing - Gary Coleman is going to drown."

 Anonymous: "A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry."

I hope this silly collection of quotes has made you smile.

Steven Wright (Unknown) said (regarding quotes:

-- Light travels faster than sound--isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Francine Larson:

Co-Author of Character Keys to a Bright Future.

She is a freelance writer

See more articles by Francine Larson at:http://www.examiner.com/modern-love-in-tampa-bay/francine-larson

She also writes for The Highlands at Scotland Yards.
She writes poetry and short stories.

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